April 2, 1171
Camaline had been pacing about her room for so long now that it was a small miracle the floor still held. Her maid had gone out for her oh-so-mysterious herbal mixture some hours prior, but Camaline didn't think she could breath easy again until she returned; it had been a few days already, and her nosy stepmother was likely growing suspicious.
Just her luck--that stupid slut couldn't keep her legs shut and she would be the one in trouble for it. It just wasn't fair!
"Camaline?" And so it began; at the sound of her sister's voice from the corridor, Camaline wiped her sweating palm against her skirt. "Camaline, Laralita said she wanted a word."
Damn that useless servant! "Is Issa back yet?"
Just her luck--that stupid slut couldn't keep her legs shut and she would be the one in trouble for it. It just wasn't fair!
"Camaline?" And so it began; at the sound of her sister's voice from the corridor, Camaline wiped her sweating palm against her skirt. "Camaline, Laralita said she wanted a word."
Damn that useless servant! "Is Issa back yet?"
Silent, Leara stepped into the room. The glint in her eye was ample evidence that she knew exactly what Camaline was talking about. "So you're still doing that, then?"
"Well, it's not as if I have a choice; Laralita was insufferable enough when I hadn't started by this time last year, remember?"
"Well, it's not as if I have a choice; Laralita was insufferable enough when I hadn't started by this time last year, remember?"
Her sister nodded, her neutral mouth pressing into a downward curve; defeated, Camaline approached her and sighed. "Stupid Issa's late again--third time in the past six months, too. Someone needs to get that girl a chastity belt."
Considering, Leara turned to the side and stared at the unsoiled, spotless bedding. She grabbed the end of her braid and began to twirl it between her fingers. "You know, maybe it would be easier to just come clean to Father and Laralita and just wait for it to happen."
Camaline sniffed; had this not been such a grave matter, such a stupid comment might have been amusing. "You know I can't do that. They'll think there's something wrong with me."
Considering, Leara turned to the side and stared at the unsoiled, spotless bedding. She grabbed the end of her braid and began to twirl it between her fingers. "You know, maybe it would be easier to just come clean to Father and Laralita and just wait for it to happen."
Camaline sniffed; had this not been such a grave matter, such a stupid comment might have been amusing. "You know I can't do that. They'll think there's something wrong with me."
"Oh, they will not!" Leara insisted, though something in her manner betrayed that she was not quite convinced. "Some girls just don't get it until later--Aunt Holladrin said she didn't start until she was nearly seventeen, remember?"
"Yes, but Aunt Holladrin spent half her youth confined to bed; women won't get their courses if they're ill enough." Her fist clenched, she bit her lip and glanced to the floor. Leara just didn't understand--and having been so regular from such a young age, she never would. "I've never been ill a day in my life."
Leara's frown deepened. Perhaps some part of Camaline might have felt bad for her had she not been so thoroughly preoccupied; it must have been frustrating, being so intent on reassuring someone who had lost all hope. "Not that either of us can remember, perhaps, but you probably have--and besides, that can't be the only reason."
"Yes, but Aunt Holladrin spent half her youth confined to bed; women won't get their courses if they're ill enough." Her fist clenched, she bit her lip and glanced to the floor. Leara just didn't understand--and having been so regular from such a young age, she never would. "I've never been ill a day in my life."
Leara's frown deepened. Perhaps some part of Camaline might have felt bad for her had she not been so thoroughly preoccupied; it must have been frustrating, being so intent on reassuring someone who had lost all hope. "Not that either of us can remember, perhaps, but you probably have--and besides, that can't be the only reason."
As if thoughtless, irrational Laralita would consider that. Not even trying to appear optimistic, Camaline hung her head, her teeth grinding the inner lining of her cheek. The rusty taste of blood filled her mouth--why oh why oh why wasn't there blood elsewhere as well? "Let's face it; if I come clean, then make it to fifteen without a single red spot on any of my gowns, they're going to shut me up in a nunnery and leave me there to rot. God, I wish I lived with Aunt Holladrin--she'd never do that to me."
"Cama--oh!" Leara's eyes widened, the curve of her lips suddenly the inverse of its former self. "Camaline! That's it! The sooner you marry Sparron, the sooner you can live with Aunt Holladrin instead of Laralita and just let nature take its course!"
Camaline felt her eyebrow bend to a steep arch; there were so many problems with that idea that she didn't even know where to start. "You have got to be kidding me."
"Cama--oh!" Leara's eyes widened, the curve of her lips suddenly the inverse of its former self. "Camaline! That's it! The sooner you marry Sparron, the sooner you can live with Aunt Holladrin instead of Laralita and just let nature take its course!"
Camaline felt her eyebrow bend to a steep arch; there were so many problems with that idea that she didn't even know where to start. "You have got to be kidding me."
"But I'm serious!" And she did look it. God! Ever since the date of her and Lorn's wedding had been announced, Leara's brain had been steadily melting into a useless pile of mush; it must have been nearly gone now. "If we ask Father and Laralita if we can have a double wedding, they'll be so excited that they'll never notice if you get to be forty and still haven't started your courses. Then, after September, you'll be safe in Tetran with Aunt Holladrin, who knows perfectly well that not everyone starts at the same time and you won't have to pass off your maid's pads as your own anymore."
Unbelievable. Camaline sniffed; she wasn't even sure she was actually hearing this, it made so little sense! "Yes, and I'm sure the baron would be thrilled to have a daughter-in-law who could very well be incapable of giving him a grandson."
"Oh, Aunt Holladrin will talk some sense into him if he has any problem with it," Leara dismissed, the infernal grin on her face unfading; really, Camaline almost preferred the frown. "Come on--I know you don't like Sparron all that much, but you have to marry him eventually anyway, so you might as well just get it over with. Besides, living with him must at least be better than living with Laralita."
Unbelievable. Camaline sniffed; she wasn't even sure she was actually hearing this, it made so little sense! "Yes, and I'm sure the baron would be thrilled to have a daughter-in-law who could very well be incapable of giving him a grandson."
"Oh, Aunt Holladrin will talk some sense into him if he has any problem with it," Leara dismissed, the infernal grin on her face unfading; really, Camaline almost preferred the frown. "Come on--I know you don't like Sparron all that much, but you have to marry him eventually anyway, so you might as well just get it over with. Besides, living with him must at least be better than living with Laralita."
"Well, that would be a given."
"So you agree then?" God, that face was painful--how could she say 'no' to such wide eyes? "When should we ask?"
Camaline shrugged. "I'm not asking. I still think this is the worst idea you've ever had--but you may ask if you like."
Her interest at what was surely peak level, Leara cocked her head to the side. "And if all parties involved agree?"
"Then I shall as well." It was remarkable how a little blood--or a lack of therefore--could cause so much trouble. It must have been so damn easy to be a man. "Like you said, I'll have to marry Sparron at some point anyway."
"So you agree then?" God, that face was painful--how could she say 'no' to such wide eyes? "When should we ask?"
Camaline shrugged. "I'm not asking. I still think this is the worst idea you've ever had--but you may ask if you like."
Her interest at what was surely peak level, Leara cocked her head to the side. "And if all parties involved agree?"
"Then I shall as well." It was remarkable how a little blood--or a lack of therefore--could cause so much trouble. It must have been so damn easy to be a man. "Like you said, I'll have to marry Sparron at some point anyway."
"Exactly." Leara stepped forward and pulled her into a tight hug; somehow, Camaline resisted the urge to squirm. "Just you wait, sister. This will be so much better for everyone--I promise."
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15 comments:
Sorry if this post was a bit random (and harebrained). Long story short, I need Camaline and Sparron to get hitched as quickly as possible for the sake of... future developments *shifty eyes*
I think they are a perfect match! They can alibi each other quite effectively without the slightest hint of jealousy. Can't wait to read about the "future developments", but my imagination is working overtime as to what they might be!
Wow, that was quick!
Sparron and Camaline, if they ever find out about each other's secret little liaisons, would indeed be a pretty convenient match. Of course, the obligatory reproductive sex would be pretty awkward, but they wouldn't have to do that very often :P
As for the developments... well, we shall see :)
Thanks Illandrya :)
Power's out ... Only things functioning are a torch and my iPhone ... Figured it was as good a time as any to catch up on some blog reading ;)
You know, Illandrya's right. It's a perfect match. Camaline is frigid and Sparron is gay. Wonder if they'd ever sit down and work it out: I don't like women; I don't like anybody very much, but I really don't like men. Cool. See ya.
No, probably not. But I can't see her wasting any time worrying about him.
I love the way you describe Leara, brain going to mush LOL!
Double Naroni wedding?!?! SQUEE!! *does happy dance*
But ... ugh, poor Camaline. Poor Sparron. Poor everyone but Lorn, Leara and Laralita, but for very different reasons.
(Lorn & Leara will probably be so happy that it's their wedding day they won't even notice Camaline and Sparron grimacing through the ceremony. And any inconvenience to Laralita is a good thing in my book!)
I find it interesting that you mention nasty reproductive sex ... that indicates that Camaline might just be fertile, only not yet. :)
Wouldn't it be hilarious if she got her first the day after she married Sparron?
Illandrya: Ah. Glad you could find something to do--power outages can be so frustrating :S
Beth: It's definitely convenient for both of them. Can you imagine if Camaline had to marry Lorn, and he just kept trying so hard but could never make her happy? Or if Sparron had to marry Leara and she was all warm and willing and there and he went half-crazy trying to make himself like her? :S
But yeah, they wouldn't even have to find out. They'd just sit around not caring :P
Thanks :)
Morgaine: Yes, but I'm definitely not taking pictures of the ceremony :P
Yeah, Lorn and Leara will obviously be happy, and planning a double royal wedding is probably one of the things Laralita thinks about while having an orgasm, but no one else involved is going to be too thrilled (except maybe Roderick).
I'm not saying anything just yet about Camaline's period woes. She could easily just be one of those girls who doesn't start until later, or maybe she'll just never start at all. I guess we'll have to wait and see.
That would be quite ironic indeed :P
Thanks :)
Whoa you had me at "future developments"...
Leara is actually making some sense here and if Camaline and Sparron actually had the maturity and sense to discuss their preferences it would be ideal.
Did I understand it wrong because I thought Sparron liked sex with girls...maybe he plays for both teams?
They could certainly make it work if they took the time to figure everything out. In any case, nice-but-gay husband definitely beats crazy-ass stepmom.
Ah... I might have made a typo earlier. Searle likes sex with girls. Sparron tried it a few times, but didn't really like it.
No, my bad. I always confuse those two...
Regardless, I'll check anyway. I know I've made that mistake before :P
Hurray hurray hurray! I am finally caught up after SUCH a long time straggling behind!
Yaaaay!
But poo now that I have to wait for the next chapter and can't just rush onwards :)
As I said before I think Cammie and Sparron will be good for each other. But there is probably going to be a super awkward not good at all phase before they realise that they both want the same things.
*cue party music* Congrats, Verity! And thanks :)
Camaline and Sparron will definitely be good for each other as friends and even partners (in a non-sexual sense) if they can be open with each other. But yeah, it will probably be pretty awkward at first :S
I am curious about how these two (Sparron and Camaline that is) will spill the beans to each other. I would imagine them keeping it pretty secret from one another until something unusual forced it out of them. :o
And why would Sparron agree to this? Guilt over recent events?
Yeah, given the time period, it seems pretty unlikely that they'll just tell each other.
Heh... if Roderick and Laralita both think this is a good idea, then I can't imagine poor Sparron will have a say in the matter :S
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