December 31, 2012

In Which Jeda Does Not Find Point Enough

August 24, 1180

"Can they go for their ride yet?" Gennie bobbed her doll up and down in indignance. She didn't lack her older sister's intelligence, or so it seemed to Jeda, but it manifested itself differently. Dea was cerebral, methodical, and thorough, not a detail left untouched and her sights on the far-off future. Gennie was Jeda's little social butterfly. Her language abilities were far beyond what Jeda would have expected of a three-year-old. Even if they hadn't been, the girl was fearless! She took to any given stranger like an old friend--for all she wasn't even old enough to have old friends--and would talk and talk and talk, often until she talked herself to sleep if the hour was late enough. And if she wasn't moving her mouth, she had to make up for it with some other part of her; she would be quite the horsewoman once her legs could reach the stirrups, Jeda was sure of it.

Of course, all her pent-up energy meant that she wasn't exactly thrilled about what Dea saw as the key aspects of their dolls' lives: their studies and their assemblies.

"No. They have to decide where to build the new bridge first."

"They can stay on one side of the river."

"Doesn't matter. Trade routes are stalled. They need that bridge and they need it n--"

Knock!

Odd. It was Ietrin's knock. Ietrin usually didn't bother knocking.

But puzzled or not, she supposed it would be easier to just get whatever he wanted over with. She hoisted herself out of her slouch and sighed. "Yes?"

The door closed before she'd fully registered it opening. Ietrin took to the couch with a swift, premeditated motion, choosing not to acknowledge any of them before making himself comfortable. If he was ever comfortable around them. "Jedaline. Girls."

"Hello, Father," the girls muttered in unison. Their father greeted, they resumed their play--only more quietly.

Satisfied--at least, as much as he ever was--Ietrin sniffed and turned to Jeda. It was a fight to maintain eye contact. If it wasn't on one of her girls, she fucking hated violet. "Jedaline, remind me: how old is Geneva?"

Gennie turned her head and held up a hand. "I'm--"

"Not now, Geneva. Your mother and I are talking."

The little girl slumped, put-out as little could make her. It was enough to merit a comforting pat on the shoulder from her sister. Jeda would have to tend to the both of them later. Perhaps it was time for another weekend at her father's castle. "She's three."

"Hmm. A little old for a youngest child, wouldn't you say?"

Jeda frowned. It was a conversation they had almost nightly--if one could call it a conversation--but in the middle of the day? And in front of the children? "Ietrin--"

"No. This has gone on long enough." His wedding band slipped as his hand fell to his side. It had always been a little loose on his finger, just as hers had always been a little tight. "We'll try thrice daily now. The usual nighttime coitus, plus first thing in the morning and then around midday--right around this time, in fact."

Thrice daily? But... "Ietrin--"

"Be in my bedchamber in half an hour." He stood, as if that was point enough. Jeda caught Dea frowning at him, but he didn't seem to notice. "And don't think about simply not showing up. I imagine it would be quite embarrassing for both of us if I had to send the servants after you."

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9 comments:

Van said...

This is pretty much definitely the last post of 2012, so... Happy New Year, everyone? Remember to designate a driver!

Ann said...

Whaaaa....?! O.O That prick! That insufferable ass! GAH!

He really desperately needs his ass kicked by a "girl". Not that I think it'd teach him anything, but it'll be very very good to watch. I so wish when Jeda gets there he'll simply not be able to... to! That'd serve him right! But I know he'd blame it on Jeda and she's getting enough punishment she didn't deserve as it is. Any chance that someone (anyone) could curse him with, uhm... functional failure? In a way that he can't involve Jeda in? Perhaps another task for Deian? I'd definitely count that as a good deed!
*takes deep breath*

Happy New Year to you too! And everyone reading here! Don't make too many New Year's resolutions. ;) You don't need them anyway.

Anonymous said...

Yes! I'm with Ann! Deian needs to do another good deed -- and who knows, he might enjoy this one as much as we do.

Ugh, Ietrin is such a prick. Doing it multiple times a day isn't going to help if you're firing blanks, dummy. If Jeda does show up, before they start, I hope she asks one question: how old is Ietrin's youngest? (Come to think of it, which is Ietrin's youngest?)

And one last thing: I'm glad Medea didn't get the Roderick brains. Queen Dea FTW!

Ok, one last thing: Happy New Year, everybody!

Van said...

Ann: He definitely needs to get his ass kicked by a girl! The other thing he needs is a doctor from our time to look over his swimmers and tell him point-blank that it's borderline miraculous he managed to produce as many kids as he has. Bonus points if this doctor is a woman.

Well, he is probably putting quite a bit of pressure on himself (not nearly as much as on Jeda, but some), so who knows? Maybe Little Ietrin will flip him the bird and refuse to rise to the occasion. It would indeed serve him right.

I'm sure Deian would love a chance to meddle with the crown prince's biological functions if he ever gets the opportunity. I'd count that as a good deed too!

Heh. I don't make resolutions any more because I never keep the damn things. :P Here's to a good year, whatever gets done or not.

Morgaine: I'm sure Deian would enjoy this one much more. It's more his style of good deed, methinks.

Gennie is Ietrin's youngest. I think Dea and Gennie are closer in age than Kaldar and Ella too. But yeah, given how much sex Ietrin has been having the latter half of his life and how few times he knocked anyone up (that we know of; but both Jeda and Ellona have noted that there are no speculated Ietrin bastards about from Ellona's kids), just doing it more is a pretty insufficient solution.

As far as I'm concerned, the fact that Jeda managed to get pregnant by Ietrin at all means she herself must be super fertile. Same goes for Ellona; I'll be interested to see how she and Casimiro do on the reproduction front, especially since they're not going to be having much if any sex unless they decide they want a baby.

Dea absolutely lucked out on the brains front. She would make a fantastic queen, for all her father and (paternal) grandfather doubtlessly haven't noticed.

Happpy New Year, all! :)

Winter said...

Dea for queen immediately! She's already more intelligent than the king and his heir. It would be pretty cool to see the granddaughter of Geneva & Medea become Queen. (I can imagine the crowing from poor Medea already.)

Jeda should make him chase her all over the castle - hell, all over the kingdom. Three times a day, and with that fool? She needs a lucky break, or maybe a nice blond man with a few simmers to his name...

Winter said...

And of course I meant "swimmers". A guy with multiple simmers might be unstable...

Van said...

A pretty impressive feat for a seven-year-old. ;) But alas, it's so true.

Hmm... blond guys with functional swimmers... I can't think of any available ones off the top of my head, but I'll keep my eyes open.

Penelope said...

Well that delivery was certainly clinical. Something about this whole exchange seemed more Roderick than Ietrin to me. Roderick has always struck me as the sort of person who will sit you down and make demands, whereas Ietrin seems more like the take action type-- Like the sort of man who would not need to make an appointment to essentially rape his wife three times a day. Here, he succeeds at being both very creepy and yet somehow more polite than usual.

Van said...

There is something a little off about Ietrin here. It's possible the he exhausted all his firepower on Ellona, or maybe he at least has the restraint not to obviously threaten Jeda in front of the kids. He is creepy, but you're right, it's not his usual brand of creepy.