August 13, 2009

In Which Severin Does the Math

July 3, 1160

As of eight days ago, Severin was the father of six children--three daughters and three sons. His new baby daughter had been born on the twenty-fifth of June, anno domini 1160; the brother before her had been born on the fifteenth of July the year prior. This meant that between Lonriad and Riona was an age difference of eleven months and ten days, or three hundred and forty-six days considering that it was a leap year--twenty days short of a full year.

And of course, Viridis was three hundred and thirty-nine days older than Lonriad, and Searle was three hundred and fifteen days older than Viridis. Jadin was three hundred and twenty-one days older than Searle. Only his eldest two were more than a year apart; if Raia had been born on the seventeenth of October, and Jadin had been born on the twelfth of November of the next year, which also happened to be a leap year, then Jadin had been born three hundred and ninety-two days after Raia, or one year and twenty-six days.

Raia was now one thousand, seven hundred and twenty-one days old, meaning that the age difference between the first of the six and the last of the six was one thousand, seven hundred, and thirteen days. Therefore, since October the seventeenth, 1155, Alina had given birth approximately once every three hundred and forty-three days.

Severin had first become a father shortly after his twenty-third birthday, and a few months before Alina's twentieth. He was now twenty-seven--though admittedly closer to twenty-eight than he would have preferred to believe--and she, twenty-four. If he rounded his age to twenty-eight, or if he considered the fact that he had not had a birthday between the arrivals of Jadin and Searle, then Alina had given him a child each of their years since he was twenty-three and she was nineteen.

Assuming that his mental arithmetic was at least marginally correct, then his next baby would be born on June the third of next year, and if Alina continued to have a baby every year until she was forty-five, then they would have twenty-seven children, or one for every year Severin had lived to date.

Now, he loved his children more than anything, and did not for a second regret having any of them... but this was getting rather out-of-hand. Really, what twenty-seven-year-old man and his twenty-four-year-old wife had six children, especially considering they had not yet been married for six years and his wife been a maiden until her wedding night?

And aside from that... was it really fair to the children? The last thing he wanted to do was allot certain times he could spend with each of them. They were individuals, and they deserved to be treated as such; he did not want his brood to grow to the point where it was seen simply as a whole.

"Papa?" inquired a small voice from the rug on the floor as Severin planted one last kiss upon Riona's forehead.

It was his youngest son, twelve days shy of a year old, playing on the floor with the ark that was older than four of his children. "Papa?"

Eight days had not been long enough for Lonriad to get used to not being the baby of the family. The poor boy still expected to be picked up and cuddled every time either of his parents walked by, only to find that Riona already occupied their arms. This was precisely why Severin sometimes wished his children weren't so close in age; really, only Raia was at a stage where she could be moderately independent, and she had always been a rather precocious girl in the first place.

Sending one last fond smile Riona's way, Severin approached the boy and his toys and joined him on the floor. "Sorry about all this, Lonriad. Did you want to play?"

Lonriad stubbornly shook his head as he gnawed a doll's wooden feet.

"Well then, what do you want, you silly boy?"

His son dropped the figure and looked him straight in the identical eye as he gave his command of "Up."

Chuckling slightly, Severin pulled himself to his feet, then lifted his fifth-born to eye level. "That better, son?"

Almost a year later and he still felt the lingering relief of the boy's recovery. Lonriad had been born dreadfully small and ill--the fact that he'd been hastily christened after Severin's father was evidence enough of that--and for the first few months of his life, they had been unsure as to whether or not he would live. When he was first born, he had been too weak to even take to his mother's breast; they had fed him by dipping a cloth in milk and pressing it to his mouth.

But now, he was as strong and healthy as any year-old child; in fact, it seemed he was even moreso than his older sister Viridis. If only he'd been given a better name--it almost seemed an insult to Severin's mother, whom the child resembled in all but gender.

Lonriad shook his head once more as Severin pulled him closer. "But you just said you wanted to go up," laughed Severin. "Do you want to go back down?"

Another shake of that dark little head. Severin closed his eyes. "Then what is it that you want?"

He didn't have to wait long for his son's reply. "Hug."

"A hug," he repeated as he indulged him. "Why didn't you say so earlier?"

Lonriad didn't answer; he was not a shy boy, but he was not yet so verbal as some of Severin's older children.

Oh, but such things did not matter. Really, Severin had never been happier in his life, and he wanted nothing more than for things to remain as they were. He did not wish for any more unfortunate youngsters to find themselves lost in the hustle and bustle of uncountable siblings, if only for a moment. Nor did he care to be toting around infants as he approached his fifties, walking daughters down the aisle well into his seventies. This--what he had now--was all he could ever need.

He already had the six most perfect children a man could ever ask for--he saw no reason to actively try for any more.

NEXT CHAPTER:

10 comments:

Van said...

And so ends my most aptly-named post to date. Seriously, if anyone corrects the math at the beginning, I'm going to cry over all that apparently wasted time I spent checking and rechecking and rechecking... or maybe I'll just laugh at the fact that someone actually bothered looking it over :P

Phoenix said...

Dude, you don't have to worry about me trying to do the math. O_o

Wow, I can't believe that it took him this long to figure it out. Now, I wonder what's going to happen when he tells 'lina. Dun, dun, DUN!!

Katie said...

I can't wait for the next post!

Van said...

Yeah, reality kind of just hit him in the face with the birth of the last one. It's getting to be quite a zoo in that household. Even I am feeling the effects of it--the lot is so damn slow because of all the sims living on it. Maybe I should just send this kid back to live with his parents in the game without moving him back to Dovia in the story.

Alina is on a completely different page when it comes to baby-making. You'll probably remember that her plan is to keep popping them out until she stops feeling empty after giving birth--which, at this point, looks like it's going to be never.

Next post soon, promise! Just need to post one quick IFV first, and then on to the next post here :)

Penelope said...

That's a relief. I was wondering which one of these families would be the first to look around and think, "Damn, there really are a lot of people under 3 feet tall in this house." :D

I sense marital strife waiting in the wings. But on a related note, if they have too many more children, how will they eat???

Van said...

They're nobles, so I think they can afford to feed any kids the may have and still have plenty to spare. The food thing is definitely a huge problem with the lower classes, but I think these two are set.

But yeah, this difference of opinion definitely has some potential to cause a rift in Severin and Alina's marriage. It would probably help if she actually told him how she felt about all of it, but since postpartum depression was somewhat thought of along the lines of sheer insanity in those days, you can see why she's keeping it to herself.

thewynd said...

I absolutely trust both you and Severin on the math. Good lord, how did you EVER figure all that out. Even I am exhausted at the thought.

I agree, marital strike is going to rear its head soon. Um, they do have some form of birth control don't they? Aside from abstinence I mean?

I loved this chapter.

Van said...

It took quite a while. But fortunately, I have a calculator, and a spreadsheet with everyone's birthdates, plus I've always been somewhat good at math (although I'm very relieved that I never have to take a math class again).

Well... there's coitus interruptus, but that is, to quote my Bio 30 teacher "the preferred birth control method of idiots everywhere". But yeah, they didn't have much else at the time, and it beats abstinence in the fun factor.

Thanks Gayl :)

Adie said...

Holy fertile!

Van said...

Little bit. :S